Hair Humor Lover Mugs

'Fred! You're a Bald Eagle! Accept it and get rid of that stupid wig!'

"I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it!"

"Has someone been climbing up your hair again."

"You don't say, hair plugs?"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.