Haircut Humor Lover Mugs

"Instead of being one of those people who always think they are sick, I always think I need a haircut."

Gents hairdressers - "Is that alright for you, sir? You did say you wanted a number one."

"I got a haircut, grandpa, and you got an aircut!"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

Centurion in a Shower

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

BARBER

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

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