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'Oh, I thought you said, 'Shave my head, and make my eyebrows look like ice cream cones'.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

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'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"You're a barber. Think of your portfolio as a haircut.... in two weeks it will look better."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

'Read about Samson & Delilah. . . Better yet - see a live demonstration.'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."