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"Instead of being one of those people who always think they are sick, I always think I need a haircut."

Gents hairdressers - "Is that alright for you, sir? You did say you wanted a number one."

"I got a haircut, grandpa, and you got an aircut!"

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"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Operation Chrome Dome.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

The Knitwit...

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

BARBER

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'Mom, Dad... you're right, it was high time to see the hairdresser!'

Centurion in a Shower