Hair Drama Lover Pillows

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

Love at First Sight

Bad hair day!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Georgian head-dress

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'