Hair Journey Enthusiast Pillows

"I preferred you when you had long hair, Tom."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Missing my hair.

The barber

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray