Hair Journey Explorer Pillows

"Dad must be getting forgetful. Mom says he keeps losing his hair."

Haircuts

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

What price beauty?

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Discomfort zone.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."