Hair Care Explorer Pillows

'What I'd like to know is when do you stop calling it your hair and start calling it your hairs?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Absolutely not!"

PROBLEM AREAS

What price beauty?

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

The barber

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"