Hair Dye Explorer Pillows

"So where's all the fun? I thought things would be different and exciting! But nothing has changed! I guess that 'blondes have more fun' line applies only to girls."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What price beauty?

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

Crayo-Blah

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

A hippie saying "Peace"

Blonde girl

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Old hippie

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

Dying your hair red at home

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Let me guess: You went to Jamaica for you rholidays..." (colour)