Hair Dye Explorer Gifts

"So where's all the fun? I thought things would be different and exciting! But nothing has changed! I guess that 'blondes have more fun' line applies only to girls."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What price beauty?

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Crayo-Blah

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

A hippie saying "Peace"

Blonde girl

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Old hippie

Dying your hair red at home

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?