Hair Dye Experimenter Gifts

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Worst hair dye ever!"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

Blonde girl

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

Dying your hair red at home

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"State your name, age, place of residence, and natural hair color."

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

Tangle Teezer

Princess with dark roots showing