Hair Color Experimenter Gifts

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

Bad fake tan day.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Curling your hair for no reason

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Utility Chic.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Medusa on the weekends.

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.