Hair Color Experimenter Gifts

Bad fake tan day.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Utility Chic.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

The wardrobe of the damned.

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."