Haircare Experimenter Gifts

'Don't you think this is odd? A beauty product that makes your real features look fake. It inspired me to create something similar myself. How can it fail?' - Wig Effect Shampoo.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Center parting please."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

Today's Rapunzel

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

Medusa on the weekends.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

Your hats off! Salon now open

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Shrub-sized afro gets a trim.

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'