Hair Experimenter Gifts

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Who does your hair? I can never seem to get enough lift, even though I tease it mercilessly. Sincerely, Stella. Stella, you hair will remain as flat and boring as you are until you let loose with your inner truth. You're a flat-haired, whiny, self-conscious tart who needs to free yourself of societal nonsense! So your hair is filled with inner truth? Mostly Crisco oil. A full can. Inner truth adds zest. Explains the outer stink.

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

'You should stop using that botanical shampoo.'

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

Bad fake tan day.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Hair Traffic control.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Hairstyles

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"She massages egos."

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

"Wig or the wisp?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."