Hair Experimenter Pillows

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

'You should stop using that botanical shampoo.'

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

Bad fake tan day.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Hair Traffic control.

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Hairstyles

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

"She massages egos."

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

"You don't think I'm overdoing it with the bandoliers?"

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

Detachable trousers: stay cool this summer (Man wears bottonm halves.