Hair Care Experimenter Pillows

Man's wife feeding him dog biscuits to improve his hair

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Missing my hair.

The barber

Hairstyles

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Moses gives his wife split ends

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Just stop (macassar) oil

Medusa on the weekends.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

'One side is black hair, the other white. So I decided to comb over to the dark side.'

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

PERM vs FREELANCE