Hair Care Experimenter Pillows

Man's wife feeding him dog biscuits to improve his hair

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Missing my hair.

The barber

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Hairstyles

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Just stop (macassar) oil

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

"There's too much fibre in your diet! Your roots are showing!"

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."