Hair Growth Experimenter Pillows

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

PERM vs FREELANCE

Medusa on the weekends.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

"One wish left and you burn it on a mullet?"

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"You've done something different with your hair."

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

Tangle Teezer

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.