Hair Growth Experimenter Pillows

'How did you happen to dip my bowling ball in Rogaine?'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'I happened to swallow a bottle of rogaine!'

Cutting The Pope's Hair.

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

"Oh, not much new. The thing changing around here is our hair."

"You've done something different with your hair."

"I'm you, two hours from now, here to warn you to never try a pixie cute."

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

'I'm experimenting with hair-gel...'

Hairdresser: 'NEW look?! OHH i'm TERRIBLY sorry Ma'am! I thought you said you wanted a GNU look!'

Tangle Teezer

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

"Check it out, Cruz. I think I have just enough hair to wear a cool ponytail."

Dan woke up with really bad bedhead.