Hair Colorist Gifts

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Carioca

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The barber

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Complete Makeover

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'