Hair Colorist Pillows

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Carioca

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Complete Makeover

Hairstyles

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'