Hair Color Enthusiast Pillows

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

"I thought you dyed your hair black."

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

'Sue for bleach of promise.'

'Fancy ruining such lovely blonde hair by dyeing the roots black!'

"The only problem with my real hair color is it doesn't look natural on me."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!