Hair Color Enthusiasts Pillows

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Love at First Sight

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.