Hair Color Enthusiasts Pillows

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"I don't care if these are the Dark Ages! - I'm going to bleach my hair anyway!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Like my new haircut?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"