Hair Color Fanatic Pillows

'Yeah cosmetics research for me. Everythings fine, but they didn't even bother to have my colours done.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Two men in barber shop

Printers

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Georgian head-dress

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

An afterthought/An afrothought

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Wash and Go...to hell...

Today's Rapunzel

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

"What? I slept seven months."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Bad Hair Day

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."