Hair Color Changer Pillows

'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Quick Spring Fling

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Blonde girl

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

'I think my hair is more that color.'

"I thought you dyed your hair black."

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

'Sue for bleach of promise.'

Those days. these days

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

"...Just look at the colour of that young man's hair! - He looks ridiculous!!"

Twig, Honey? You must resist temptation! You try it once on a lark

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'