Hair Color Changer Pillows

'Since becoming a blonde, I've had 3 offers to join a carpool!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Quick Spring Fling

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Blonde girl

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

"Autumns's definitely on the way!"

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

'Before and after a hair replacement treatment.'

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

'I think my hair is more that color.'

'Sue for bleach of promise.'

Those days. these days

Rapunzel Experiments With Gender Presentation

"I thought you dyed your hair black."

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

"Do whatever it takes to make me unrecognizable to the people trying to collect on my student loans."

"...Just look at the colour of that young man's hair! - He looks ridiculous!!"

"I'm looking to downsize..."

"The only problem with my real hair color is it doesn't look natural on me."