Hair Coloring Pillows

"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"

Twig, Honey? You must resist temptation! You try it once on a lark

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"...Just look at the colour of that young man's hair! - He looks ridiculous!!"

"The only problem with my real hair color is it doesn't look natural on me."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Pampered and poodled.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Lego Haircut

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Curling your hair for no reason

'All good things must come to an end.'

Sheep In Curlers

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!