Hair Coloring Pillows

"I'm not one to count....But at any given session we'd go close to 50 shades of grey, with a good mix of purple rinse too!!!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"...Just look at the colour of that young man's hair! - He looks ridiculous!!"

"The only problem with my real hair color is it doesn't look natural on me."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Lego Haircut

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

Curling your hair for no reason

'All good things must come to an end.'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'