Hair Dyeing Pillows

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Be creative...!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Lego Haircut

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Hairstyles

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"Never marry an engineer."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'