Hair Dyeing Gifts

'She's had it done so often - she's got technicolour dandruff!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Be creative...!"

Pampered and poodled.

Lego Haircut

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Hairstyles

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Never marry an engineer."