Hair Dye Gifts

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Yeah cosmetics research for me. Everythings fine, but they didn't even bother to have my colours done.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Blonde girl

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Dying your hair red at home

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

"State your name, age, place of residence, and natural hair color."

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"Everybody knows you dye your hair, Tom."

Princess with dark roots showing

"He said he wasn't mad, just disappointed."