Hair Dye Gifts

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Yeah cosmetics research for me. Everythings fine, but they didn't even bother to have my colours done.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Blonde girl

'Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we dye!'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Dying your hair red at home

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Surrender, or DIE!' 'Is that D-I-E, or D-Y-E?'

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Polar Bear:'Oh,NOOO, my first BLACK hair!'

'The prinker liked to japan his krimmer.'

"State your name, age, place of residence, and natural hair color."

Princess with dark roots showing

"I thought you dyed your hair black."

"He said he wasn't mad, just disappointed."

'Sue for bleach of promise.'

Lifes a bitch & then you tie dye

"Everybody knows you dye your hair, Tom."

Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'

"Tia Carmen, you used to work in a beauty shop, didn't you?"