Hair Dye Devotee Pillows

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'I just love these fall colors.'

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Like my new haircut?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Georgian head-dress

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

GURLERS

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Today's Rapunzel

A Macaroni in 1773

"What? I slept seven months."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

A hippie saying "Peace"