Hair Dye Devotee Pillows

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'I just love these fall colors.'

Love at First Sight

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Like my new haircut?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

GURLERS

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Georgian head-dress

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Today's Rapunzel

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Your shampoo delivery is here!"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

A Macaroni in 1773

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"What? I slept seven months."