Hair Care Devotee Pillows

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The Head & Shoulders Horseman

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

GURLERS

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'If only gray hair and split ends were my only hair problems.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Missing my hair.

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."