Haircare Devotee Pillows

"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."

'Do you have a shampoo for damaged hair?'

'If there's no hairdressing salon on board I'll wait for the next one!'

'The worst part is having to use so much styling gel.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The barber

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'