Dye Enthusiast Pillows

'What happened to my orange Easter dye that was here a minute ago.'

"Young Frankenstein"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Do it yourself books.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Too bright."

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."