Diy Enthusiast Pillows

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

'It says right here in your contract, folks: 'Some settling may occur during the first year'.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

Poor Planning

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.

Man searching for book in sections entitled 'Do it yourself' and 'Get someone else to do it.'

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

Missing Contractor

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.

'You should have called me sooner.'

Lazy plumber.

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'