Diy Tech Enthusiast Pillows

"I tied fixing the computer myself. As soon a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Young Frankenstein"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Self help acupuncture

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Painting by the numbers for adults

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'