Diy Tech Enthusiast Pillows

"I tied fixing the computer myself. As soon a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

"Young Frankenstein"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Self help acupuncture

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Evolution.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."