Diy Enthusiast Gifts

"There's always one annoying piece left over."

'He's been keeping busy as usual, doing odd jobs around the house.'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

Use the right tool for the right job. (Hammer? Wrench? - It's all good.)

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Stupid Tree Surgeon.

Poor Planning

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

Man covered in nails returning his nail gun to the store.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Man searching for book in sections entitled 'Do it yourself' and 'Get someone else to do it.'

'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Missing Contractor

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'John? You know that simple little plumbing repair job you've kept meaning to tackle. . .'

A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.

Lazy plumber.

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Man sawing the branch that he stands on.

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

'Your drain pipe was having a bad hair day.'

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

D.I.Y ladder