Do-it-yourself Enthusiast Gifts

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

'Get it yourself.'

Ladder Painting

"My wife also likes DIY... Every time I want to have sex with her, she says - do it yourself!"

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Do it yourself books.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

A DIY disaster.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."