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We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.

'Can I have a word with you about the sunken bath you fitted for me....'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I didn't spark joy."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench