D.i.y. Enthusiast Gifts

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"John isn't very mechanical."

'I need a helping hand.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

'D.I.Y. SAS.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

"Awesome! Dad fixed the toaster!"

"It's the addition for our family room."

"Now that we're in self-isolation I've draw up a list of jobs that need doing around the house."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Self help acupuncture

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Tool Box

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.