D.i.y. Lover Gifts

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Young Frankenstein"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Second hand furniture.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Creative department

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

The World's Easiest Airport

Do it yourself books.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."