D.i.y. Hero Gifts

"What a rip-off."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

I did it my way.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Non-Drip ?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

A holiday at home

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Artex cartoon

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"How are we on bread?"

The Authentic Christmas.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.