D.i.y. Hero Gifts

"What a rip-off."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

I did it my way.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Non-Drip ?

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A holiday at home

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Artex cartoon

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"How are we on bread?"

The Authentic Christmas.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.