Diy Hero Gifts

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Caw blimey!'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Problem Solving

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

The household cavalry

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"How are we on bread?"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

The Authentic Christmas.

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Enlightened Cursing

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Was it a fuse?"

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."