Diy Genius Gifts

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Problem Solving

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Enlightened Cursing

"Was it a fuse?"

"Never marry an engineer."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Builders.

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Well paid job