Diy Visionary Gifts

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 5

'Wow, talk about genius!'

D.I.Y

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Handyman's Special'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Painting

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"Sold his air rights."

Doulton Canada Geese

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

The Music Lover.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Stage producer.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Self Serve Road Repair.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Book Shop: DYI section

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

The World's First Taxi...

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"And ultimately, I want to direct."