Diy Designer Gifts

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Tool Box

"Home depot."

Rocking horse

Painting the Ceiling

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'