Diy Fashionistas Gifts

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Your Home Remodel Team

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Kiwi Ingenuity

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"That's still too high"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures