Diy Fashionistas Mugs

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Joined at the hipster.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Your Home Remodel Team

Extra innings.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Kiwi Ingenuity

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Music

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

The quarantine self cut.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"That's still too high"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos