Diy Fashionista Mugs

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

Wooly mammoth

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In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

'Twin Neanderthals, separated at birth. Both...spend a lot of time out doors, make their own clothes, hunt and fish and are self-employed.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You're going to make me wear that ugly thing? Remember, 'you reap what you sew'."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Mikado

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The Walk of Shame

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"That's still too high"

Swiss-army rock...

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Dog House and Man Den.

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Chainsaw and Chair

Painter and decorator

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.