Diy Fashionista Pillows

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

Wooly mammoth

Your Message Here.

'Twin Neanderthals, separated at birth. Both...spend a lot of time out doors, make their own clothes, hunt and fish and are self-employed.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"You're going to make me wear that ugly thing? Remember, 'you reap what you sew'."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Mikado

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

The Walk of Shame

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"That's still too high"

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Swiss-army rock...

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Dog House and Man Den.

Chainsaw and Chair

Painter and decorator

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

Homeless man offering haircutting services.