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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

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'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

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"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Wooly mammoth

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

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"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

I've found the designer gene.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.