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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

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"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

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"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

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"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

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His mane bun is just so wrong.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

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"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

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'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.