Indie Fashionistas Gifts

Joined at the hipster.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mikado

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Too dressy?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Bad Hare Day

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Tank color choices.

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

We have skule clothes.

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

I took up antkeeping.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.