Alternative Fashionista Gifts

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Punkins

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punk reindeer.

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

Vincent Van Goth

Blue Dress and Feather

Mikado

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Tough Teddies

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Amy Winehouse

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Dancing on the beach

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

Salad Hat

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Love and champaign

Welsh Lady